Of late? The 'worst'
Donald Trump has "described Hillary Clinton as one of the best secretaries of state in history."
Under Ted Cruz’s tax plan, "businesses will now have to pay 16 percent on the money they make. They will also have to pay 16 percent on the money they pay their employees."
A California 'just kidding'
"In 40 years of broadcast, I have never endorsed any candidate."
UPDATED: Company says it sells in every Texas county
"Blue Cross Blue Shield cancelled all their individual (health care) policies in the state of Texas, effective Dec. 31."
Off by millions
Under Barack Obama, "the fewest number of adults are working since Jimmy Carter’s presidency."
2008 data suggests 30 percent of women of childbearing age
"One in every three women has an abortion during her lifetime."
UPDATED: Define your terms
Every "one of the mass shootings except two in America since 1950 have been" in "gun-free zones."
No such thing
Canadian-born Ted Cruz "has had a double passport."
It's hard to be less popular than Congress
"More than 60 percent of people in America support Planned Parenthood and only 11 percent approve of Congress."
Material support could mean giving soup
Says President Barack Obama "himself has granted waivers allowing into the United States refugees who provided material support to terrorists."
Song of Lime Juice and Despair
"In almost every other country in the world, artists and musicians are paid when their music is played on the radio. In fact, the only countries besides the U.S. who do not have a radio-performance right are China, Iran and North Korea."
Transgender girls aren't boys
The "federal government is going after school districts, trying to force them to let boys shower with little girls."
After the Texas cutoff of aid to women’s health care services including Planned Parenthood clinics, "over 150,000… women lost the only health care they had. Our Medicaid birth rate shot up. It cost taxpayers over $130 million in one year alone in extra Medicaid birth costs."
Says Ted Cruz "is a supporter of legalizing people that are in this country illegally" and "proposed giving them work permits."
PAC reports yet to appear
My campaign "finished the last quarter reporting the most cash on hand of any Republican in the field … $13.8 million in the bank, $3.5 million more than the Jeb Bush campaign."
Various health services
Planned Parenthood is "nothing more than a referral service. … They don’t do anything except profit from killing babies and then selling body parts of those aborted babies."
More suicides than homicides
"We lose an average of 90 Americans every day because of guns."
Not all killings are murders
From 2014 to 2015, Austin’s "murder rate is up a whopping 83 percent."
"Bernie Sanders admits he is a Democratic Socialist. … Nazis were Democratic Socialists."
For sure since 1980
Texas has "outstripped the national poverty rate" since "at least 1959."